June 2012
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'Magic Mike': Flesh Aplenty, But More Than Skin... →
Remember that time I almost went to the midnight screening of this alone tonight but got WAY too tired because I’m elderly? Now I have less than 24 hours to find a buddy to see this with me. Any takers, internet?
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time spent hungover is best reserved for early morning dentist appointments.
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Remember that time yesterday when my family and I picked up 2 Franciscan monks on the way to my grandparent’s house and I got to sit in the backseat with them for 2 hours? The best part: they were wearing Tevas with their wool robes.
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'Magic Mike' puts a twist on gender stereotypes... →
Obvs there are a lot of problems with this article but I’m always down for subverting Hollywood gender roles. But seriously guys, opening night? Who’s there with me?
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I love everything about this...
coketalk:
A tip for modern adulterers: if you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers:
(via ohno-polio)
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Noted.
synecdoche:
has anyone made a youtube video combining all the television scenes that are set to “hallelujah”? someone should do that. because i need to see the o.c. segue into the west wing segue into ugly betty segue into scrubs so on until the end of the time.
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After telling ourselves not to get lost in the woods Maxine and I succeeded in getting very lost hiking for all of 20 mins.
Saskia and I avoided adulthood and watched 5 hours of Ally McBeal complete with a running commentary. Stay tuned for an Ally McBeal drinking game that’s in the works! All time high or all time low?
My brother might have seen James Van Der Beek at our local Big Y...
Paradise Lost →
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This has often been our mantra.
wheezy:
twerk like no one is watching, holla like you’ve never been hurt
